Intrepid Ashtanga Student:  "Now I understand why we call it morning practice."

Me:  "Yes, there's a reason we don't call it morning fun time."

Intrepid Ashtanga Student:  "I'm sorry I've missed practice, I had food poisoning."

Me:  "Oh no!  What gave you that?"

IAS:  "Kale."

Me:  "I told you kale was evil."

Intrepid Ashtanga Student:  "You're a back bending tyrant!"

Me:  "Oh?"

IAS:  "It's not meant as a bad thing.  It's just what you are."

Intrepid Ashtanga Student:  "I think the New Moon energy is really affecting me."

Me:  "................."

IAS:  *whispered* "I forgot my underpants."

Me:  "blink blink......... blink blink"

Intrepid Ashtanga Student:  "That's a very masculine looking bandage you've got on."

Me:  "Why thank you."

IAS:  "What's it for?"

Me:  "Ashtanga toe."

IAS:  "What's that?"

Me:  "This..."